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(opens up on Queen Delightful's castle)
Starchbottom: (offscreen) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (end voiceover) It's hideous, your highness!
(Sir Yipsalot sniffs the spider)
Delightful: Oh, I don't know. He's so small.
Starchbottom: Stand back. I'll protect you.
(Sir Yipsalot sniffs the spider again)
Starchbottom: He's attacking! AAAAHHHH!
Delightful: Hmm. It seems there's only one thing to do.
(cut to The 7D's mine)
(the Bing-Bong Bell plays)
Grumpy: Hey, Sleepy! Do you hear a bell ringing?
Sleepy: Speak up! I can't hear you over that bell!
Happy: It's the Bing-Bong Bell.
Sneezy: The Queen needs us.
Grumpy and Sleepy: To the castle!
(cut to the Glooms' manor and the Bing-Bing Bell is still ringing)
Hildy: Why is she ringing that annoying bell? I mean, we're home.
Grim: I know, right?... Wait. Huh?
Hildy: The only time the Queen rings the bell is when there's trouble. But there can't be any trouble because we're right here. We're not making any trouble. (gasps) Wait a minute! What if someone else is making trouble?
Grim: Oh, that sounds like trouble.
Hildy: Come on.
Grim: Okay. Where are we going?
Hildy: To find out who's making trouble instead of us.
Grim: A-ha. They're gonna be in ♪ trouble! ♪
(Hildy and Grim hop on their brooms heading towards Queen Delightful's castle)
(cut to Queen Delightful's castle)
Delightful: (to Happy) You'll be careful, right? I mean, you won't hurt him, will you?
Happy: Don't worry, Your Highness. We'll be gentle.
(cut to Starchy and The 7D)
Sneezy: (struggling) I don't like spiders!
(cut to Queen Delightful)
Happy: Okay. Now, where's that spider?
Delightful: (pointing at the spider) He's right over there.
(the spider blinks twice)
Grumpy: Okay, Sneezy. You hold the jar, and I'll get 'im to craw into it.
Sneezy: Me? I'm afraid of spiders.
Grumpy: (to Sneezy) Don't worry, sneeze-man. Just hold the jar and I'll take care of the rest. (to the spider) All right, little fella. Let's go.
Sneezy: We did it!
Delightful: Well done, 7D. You've saved the day again.
Happy: It's what we do.
Starchbottom: Don't worry, Your Highness. I'll protect you. You don't have to be afraid of spiders ever again.
(camera zooms in on Grumpy and the Glooms can be seen outside the window)
Grumpy: Yeah, right.
(cut to Hildy and Grim)
Hildy: The Queen is afraid of spiders?
Grim: She's right. They're icky.
Hildy: This gives me a great idea. Come on, Grim. (Grim and Hildy leave on their brooms) Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Grim: Ha ha!
(cut to The 7D)
Sneezy: Here you go.
Doc: Mission accomplished, boys. Back to the mine.
(the Dwarfs whistle)
(the camera changes as we see a spider crawling)
(cut to the Glooms' castle)
Hildy: (voiceover) Ha ha! (voiceover end) I've done it! I've found a way to get rid of the queen for good.
Grim: Again?
Hildy: The queen is afraid of spiders, right? (music starts up) So...
(Song: Spider Song)
♪ I'll conjure up a spider ♪
♪ That's over six feet tall ♪
♪ One that's very mean and scary ♪
Grim: ♪ Disgusting, big, and hairy? ♪
Hildy: Yes! ♪ And when she sees that spider ♪
♪ The Queen will run away! (Aah!) ♪
♪ She'll flee in fear, the coast is clear ♪
♪ And we'll be here to stay! ♪
Both: ♪ Oh, big gigantic spider! ♪
Hildy: ♪ You really think I should? ♪
Both: ♪ When the spider sits beside her, ♪
♪ The Queen is gone for good! ♪
(song ends)
Grim: Ah! I love this plan!
Hildy: Good, then get ready.
Grim: For what?
Hildy: I'm going to turn you into a gigantic spider.
Grim: M-m-m-m-m-m-m-me? I-I don't like spiders. I'm afraid of spiders.
Hildy: Oh, don't be silly, Grim.
Grim: No. It's true! Whenever I see one, I freak out and run away screaming! Uhh! (Hildy turns him into a spider)
Hildy: Eeee! Grimmy, you look divine!
Grim: Thanks. I've been working out. Uhh!
Hildy: Yeah, just, um... Don't look in the mirror, okay?
(cut to Hildy and Grim near Queen Delightful's castle)
Grim: (grunts)
Hildy: Grim... Hold still.
(Grim continues grunting)
(We hear that Starchy is taking a shower)
Starchbottom: ♪ I am taking a shower ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Taking... ♪
(Grim and Starchy scream)
(cut to Queen Delightful's castle)
(the Bing-Bong Bell rings)
The 7D: Hi-ho!
(at the balcony of Queen Delightful's castle as Starchy attempts to leave on a Sky Bucket)
Dwarfs: We're here, Your Majesty!
Delightful: Oh, I'm so glad, 7D. It seems, we have another spider.
Starchbottom: And this one is really big!
Grumpy: No problem. We'll get rid of it, just like the last one.
Happy: Where you goin'?
Starchbottom: I have to protect the Queen.
Delightful: Oh, Starchbottom, I'm fine.
Starchbottom: I'm sorry, Your Majesty. I can't let you stay here where it's unsafe. I have to get away from that spider. Umm... you. I have to get you away from that spider. (jumps into the suitcase; grunts) Load me!
Doc: Heh heh heh. Don't worry, Your Majesty. We'll take care of this.
(cut to The 7D at work)
Grumpy: All right, Sneezy, same drill. I'll get the spider to come out, then you trap 'im.
Sneezy: You got it, Grumpster.
(Grumpy opens the door)
Grumpy: Where are you, spidey, spidey, spidey? I know you're here. Come on out, little guy. I'm not gonna hurt you. You can't hide from me. (Sees the giant Grim the spider; stammers) AAAAAHH! (runs away and bumps into the wall before running into the other room) BIG SPIDER!
Grim: (chuckles) Wow, that is one very jumpy little guy. (sees the tiny spider)
Itsy-Bitsy Spider: (croaking) Mama.
(elephant trumpet sound plays; Grim screams)
(The 7D come in to see the spider)
Grumpy: (jabbers)
Sleepy: What are you scared of? That spider's not that big.
Doc: Ah, you can handle him.
Grumpy: You really think so?
Sneezy: Oh, come on. It's just a spider.
Dopey: (whistles)
(cut to Grim)
Grim: Uhh! Hildy! Where are you? There's a spider in here!
Itsy Bitsy Spider: (croaking) Mama.
Grim: (screaming and panting)
(the camera zooms out and we see the spider walking around on the outside of the castle)
(cut to The 7D)
Sneezy: What're you afraid of, Grumpy? You caught the spider last time.
Doc: Yeah. You can do it again.
Happy: And if you still need our help, just give a little whistle.
(Dopey whistles)
Grumpy: You really think I can handle this?
Doc: Absolutely.
Happy: Sure.
(Dopey nods)
Grumpy: Alright. Stand back!
Doc: Atta-boy.
Happy: You go get 'im.
Doc: You're a grump machine!
Sneezy and Sleepy: Yeah!
Sleepy: You, yeah, what, uh huh.
Grumpy: I'm taking this spider out! (sees Grim the big spider, starts stammering cowardly as he leaves the room hurriedly)
Grim: (sees himself in the mirror) Aah!! I'm hideous!! (runs out)
(small spider crawls into the room)
Grumpy: That... saw... BIG... chuck... look! (the dwarfs peek into the room and see the small spider) What'd I tell ya, big spider, right?
Sleepy: It's not that big.
Grumpy: Are you kiddin'? That thing is huge!
Doc: It's important to overcome your fears, Grumpy.
Grumpy: No, no. There's no way I'm going back in that bathroom!
Happy: Alright, alright. We'll get that spider for you.
Grumpy: Hah! You're gonna need a bigger jar!
(cut to where Grim is hiding)
Grim: (gasps as Hildy shoots him with a bit of magic)
Hildy: Grimwold, get back to scaring the Queen, or I'll turn you into a bigger spider!
(Grim instantly runs away; after opening several doors and running through multiple corriders, he gets back to where Grumpy is standing)
Grumpy: (sees Grim) BIG SPIDERRRR!!!! (runs away)
(cut to Doc holding the small spider's filament, putting it into the jar)
Doc: There we go, little fella!
Grumpy: (offscreen) BIG... (onscreen, crashing the other dwarfs) SPIDERRRR!!
(Doc accidentally drops the jar, which rolls to Grim, small spider croaks out)
Itsy Bitsy Spider: Mama.
Grim: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Grumpy: Big, big spider!!
Grim: It's after me, it's after me.
Grumpy: It's a big spider... (sees Grim again, then runs in the opposite direction) BIG SPIDERR! (crashes into other dwarfs)
Bashful: Who are you calling a spider?
Grumpy: He went that way!
Doc: C'mon, boys! We gotta get that little spider.
(cut to Grim, crawling downstairs)
Grim: I'm outta here, I'm outta here, I'm outta here, I'm outta here... (Sir Yipsalot blocks the way, barking) Aah, nice doggie... (being chased, Grim hides in the closet) Psst, go away, go away.
Starchbottom: Your Majesty, please do not move back inside. It's not safe.
Delightful: I'm not leaving without Sir Yipsalot.
Starchbottom: (sees Sir Yipsalot) What's the matter, Sir Yipsalot? Wh..Why are you barking at the closet door?
Delightful: He wants you to get my coat, it might be windy in the sky buckets.
Starchbottom: My pleasure, Your Majesty. (he opens the closet door then sees Grim, stammers as he opens and closes the closet door repeatedly, he eventually grabs one of the Queen's jackets out)
Delightful: We'll leave soon, Sir Yipsalot, once Lord Starchbottom fetches my jacket. (Turns to a shaken Starchbottom with the jacket in his hands) Oh no no no, not that one, Starchbottom. The pink one, please.
Starchy: (Shudders in fear as he returns to the closet, he reopens the closet door) Oh, uh oh! Uhhh ohhh! (Covers Grim's head with the jacket after stammering and opening and closing the door, and run away while screaming) Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! (crashes into the 7D who were running down the stairs)
Grim: (Peers through the slightly ajar door) I'll make a break for it. (Comes out of hiding and makes a mad dash for the exit) I'm free! I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!
Hildy: Where do you thing you're going?
Grim: I gotta get out of here!
Hildy: Not before you finish the job.
Grim: Oooh.
Hildy: Now get back in there and scare that Queen out of here! (slams the door shut)
(Grim turns around as he gulps nervously)
Grumpy: There he is!
Happy: Biggety, big, big, big!
Sleepy: Why didn’t you tell us he was that big?!
Grumpy: Whatta ya think I’ve been trying to say?!
(Grim the spider crawls menacingly towards the 7D, Queen Delightful, and Lord Starchbottom)
Lord Starchbottom: Aughh! He’s coming for us!
(Grim approaches them)
Grim: Uhh...boo?
(The 7D’s eyes widen as they shiver in fear)
Lord Starchbottom: Nice, spidey-spidey!
Grim: Now I’m gonna scare you so you’ll never come back!
(The itsy bitsy spider from before lowers itself from its filament above, and promptly lands on top of Starchy’s hat, unbeknownst to poor Starchy)
Itsy Bitsy Spider: Mama!
(Grim screams and runs out of the castle, crashing right through the castle doors)
Queen Delightful: Why, Lord Starchbottom, you scared him away! You’re my hero! (she kisses Starchbottom on the cheek)
Sleepy: Nice going!
Grumpy: Who knew you had it in ya, Starchy?
Happy: Ha ha I thought we were goners for sure!
Sneezy: Me too!
Doc: Good job!
(Dopey whistles and Sir Yipsalot yips, commending Starchy for his heroic moment)
Lord Starchbottom: Well I’m here to protect you, your highness! (As Starchy speaks, the itsy bitsy spider descends directly in front of his face from his hat. Starchy eventually realises this towards the end of his sentence.) No need to be afraid of spiders as long as I’m...around...
(Starchy screams and immediately passes out)
Grumpy: I’ll take care of this!
(Grumpy removes the spider from Starchbottom’s head and takes it outside)
Grumpy: You’re free to go, little fella. (He waves goodbye to the spider as it crawls away)
Queen Delightful: 7D, you’ve saved the day again!
Happy: I never get tired of hearing that!
(Sir Yipsalot yips)
Queen Delightful: Sir Yipsalot is hungry. Why don’t we all have a snack?
Grumpy: I never get tired of hearing that!
The 7D: Heigh-Ho!
(Cut to the Glooms’ manor)
Grim: Aww, I’m sorry, my irritated amore. But you know nothing scares me more than spiders.
(A ladybug crawls onto Hildy’s shoulder)
Grim: Except LADYBUGS!! AHHHH!! THERE’S A LADYBUG ON YOUR SHOULDER! (Grim runs away while screaming and shouting) AHHHH! LADYBUGS! WAAHAAHAAAH!
Hildy: Ugh, boys.
The Ladybug: Oh ho, I know. Don’t get me started!
(The iris out closes on the ladybug, and the episode ends)